Another way to use cash

I missed this the first time around, but obviously Josh Dulaney didn't:

A Carson woman who tried to use a phony $100 bill at a Fontana store Wednesday knew arrest was going to be a tough pill to swallow.

But trying to eat the counterfeit currency to avoid being put behind bars proved to be just as difficult.

Apparently she didn't swallow the bill quickly enough.

I'd love to see how the defense attorney gets around this one. While defendants have a presumption of innocence, one would...um...reasonably doubt that someone would have a valid reason to swallow a $100 bill.